Cats are Unpredictable (Part 2)
Okay, people, so this is Adrian here...a cat... or to be more specific, THE CAT starring in my owner's (Alexa's) version of a particular story which I will go into right now. To get to the point, Alexa got some things wrong and so I will clear it out and tell you the right version. So, I want to first clear up the fact that I was not as fat as my owner exclaimed and she didn't gasp out and stammer, "OH MY GOSH." It was more like a gasp with a stare that she couldn't interrupt until one of her friends said something to break her gaze at my glorious-ness (I don't understand why, but my owner is rolling her eyes at me right now... maybe it's because of something weird she did or she got something in her eyes... because last time I checked, humans couldn't understand cats 🙄). Image courtesy- Pixabay ("glorious-ness" -Adrian) So you might not believe me but whatever... why I escaped from home is the big deal... the final run to win the game..