Words...

Literally... stop here and prepare yourself mentally because you are about to read some of the most randomly put-together words that you have probably ever read. And if you've read something weirder, I won't judge- we all have our own quirks 😄. But I mean if you haven't, I also won't judge.

I got bored today. My pet elephant ate its pet horse for dinner and then sprayed coca-cola from its nose. I was thinking one day that if the earth was flat, then wouldn't everyone always be leaning forward because the Earth is always rotating in every way possible? I was listening to "Grey" by Why Don't We and it's so peaceful and soothing, and it makes me want to just forget about everything I have to do and just sit there and go listen to the rain. I just realized that I could be weirder than I thought I was which is pretty weird 🤔. My P.E. teacher thinks that it's a good thing to be weird, and I guess I have to agree because being weird means being your unique self. Frogs jump and pigs snort, and humans... talk- I didn't know that...

COVID-19 has been going on that it is practically stuck in our systems. I mean my advisement teacher asked the class to write what we miss about a normal life, which when you come to think of it, our normal life is staying at home all day, doing school on Zoom and social distancing and wearing a mask wherever you go. But then I started thinking and realized that I couldn't think of anything... literally 🤔. I tried so hard but I've been stuck at home so long that I don't think I remember the difference between what it used to feel like and now. Do you ever feel that? 

Carbon emissions reduced significantly after the world into lockdown... I'm guessing nature is kind of happy to not see us 24/7 after being inhabited and trashed for so long. But we'll never know for sure whether that break from the world paid off (if you didn't understand that, you'll now know why I said that this is random :).

One day, I was reading a book and started feeling emotion. The book is called Prisoner B-3087 and is about a Jewish boy from the Holocaust who died in 2017, but was 13 years old when it all started. He went to 9-10 concentration camps, each one being worse than the last and it really made me tear up and get mad at Adolf Hitler. Now obviously I can't do that because, in his position of power, he must have had some thought and background thought around when he said, "It is not truth that matters, but victory," or, "If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed," or even, "Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice." I mean, at least some thought behind those words, because speaking fact-wise, he killed millions of people... just saying. 

When it rains, the raindrops are kind of like stress-balls. Because when you just sit there and listen to the "pat, pat, pat, plop, plop," it kind of brings a sense of relief in you... or actually it brings a sense of relief in me... I don't know about you 🤷‍♀️. I got fishes two weeks ago and 2 of them are goldfish. Frogs eat soldiers and soldiers fight like brave sharks. Llamas are cute, but so are alpacas, except I don't remember the difference even though I know a lot of people care when you mix those names up. I like smelling paradise even though it is out of a perfume bottle. I was reading texts and my dog came up to me and started staring at me... it was so funny.

People are SOOOOO rebellious these days. First, there is the USA which basically split the country into two- red and blue, though some people might not agree. Then there was the Capitol Riot which was really really bad (did I mention how bad it was 😂), and then there were protests in Portland after President Biden was sworn in. Then in India, it was Republic Day on January 26, and a bunch of farmers were protesting against some political "things" but that turned out to be a whole full-scale riot as well. There were tractors and swords and a lot of "trying-to-run-over-policeman-with-those-giant-tractors" which did not look pretty at all (I saw some videos). Then there are more protests going on in Russia over some politician but it just reminds me how broken not just one country is but the entire world (well that's only 3 countries... but it's enough 😐).

So I'm all about cringy jokes... I mean, who isn't? So there is this one joke that I read a while ago, and it was about Switzerland. So one guy says to the other guy, "What's so great about Switzerland?" (some of you probably know it... extra cringe- my specialty). And so the other guy who hasn't been to Switzerland replies, "I don't know but their cool flag is a plus..." So that's that. Bumfuzzle. My mom was asking me why our fishes weren't sitting on these ginormous rocks we put in their tank, and I was like, "I don't know, probably because they don't have butts... 🐠"

Cattywampus, gardyloo, taradiddle, snickersnee, widdershins, collywobbles, gubbins, abibliophobia, bumbershoot, lollygag, flibbertigibbet, malarkey, wabbit. So I got bored (again ✋🙄) and decided that my randomness was really freaking me out, but I mean, COVID has really messed up our brains... or is it just me? It probably isn't just me... it cannot just be me 🧐.